Scandal, My Professor, and I
  • Prof: So your exams will be online like last time. They're due by 11:59 pm tonight. Any questions?
  • Me: Ummmmmmmm *insert vicious side-eye here*
  • Prof: Yes bTros? Is there an issue?
  • Me: Yes. There. Is.
  • Prof: What?
  • Me: There's this show I gotta watch that comes on at 10. Its an hour long. Then I have to tweet and post on the tumblr about the show. That's another hour gone...
  • Prof: Really bTros? You want me to give you an extension for a show? You've got to be kidding!
  • Class: *laughs mockingly*
  • Me: (after killing class in my mind) But its a new episode of Scandal! And Kerry Washington's lip quiver...everything!
  • Class: *still laughing*
  • Prof: (slight pause) Damn it I forgot about Scandal tonight! Okay, the deadline is pushed back until 9 am tomorrow morning.
  • Class: *dead silent* *stares at me*
  • Me: Fatality, bitches!